Random
Source Code
Random
When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding
"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"
When someone says they will help you with something that is time consuming and tiresome, but hardly do any work and tell you what to do and that you're doing it wrong.
Omg, Jason is such an ass. He said that he would help me with fixing and redoing my bedroom but just sat there jessing.
Jesse barrat is a fucking unit at your school respect him u fat cunts
He gets all the hotties
Jay said : Damm u look like a Jesse barratt
1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.
2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.
3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.
4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.
1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess
2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess
3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess
Incurable erectile function (enormous penis)
Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)