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A party in the United States to vote for when both the Republican and Democrats have Elitist Puppet candidates that thrive to the same exact politices. Usually never wins a presidential election, only once in the 1800s. In the 1990s, one several Gubernational Govenor elections when a few Independent Party candidates won title as govenor. Also, the Libertarians that are considered a Third Party are the only Third Party to win an Electoral Vote when one female candidate recieved enough votes to take one of the Electoral Vote. Third Parties include the Libertarians, Constitutionals (usually just referred to as Constitution), Socialists Party USA (recieved only 6,000 votes in all elections put together), Green, Independent, American Socialists Party (different than Socialists Party USA), etc. But still, they have less chances of winning a presidential election than Justin Bieber hitting puberty.
Michael: Aw, man, Shit Romney has won the GOP Nomination, Obama and Romney are both fascists puppets. Shit Romney is just a Republican version of Obama, they both will turn the USA into a Fascist Police State.
Some Random Dude: Then just vote Third Party.
Michael: Ok.
*Final Results for Elections*
Republicans: 278 Electoral Votes
Democrats: 268 Electoral Votes
Third Party (All combined) : -5 Electoral Votes
Michael: -_-
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Sausage Fest + Beer Pong.
Period, end of story.
Dude, did you go to that LTU party last night?
What, you mean those 30 guys standing around playing beer pong?
Yeaa! LTU ROCKS!
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a bachelorette party in which all participants are obese and unattractive.
Hey man, wanna go to Jake Ivory's tonight?
NO WAY...there's always a fatchelorette party there!
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To watch videos that glamorize wild parties to fulfill your need to party. Like watching porn to get off, but watching a crazy party to help you cope with the week.
"Last night I was hankering for a party so I watched some party porn by checking out Lady Gaga's music video for her song Just Dance.. It really helped"
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A party in a trashed-to-shit room with one dude playing FFXI and watching wrestling, and another dude passed out in a corner with a bottle of vodka in his crotch.
"Last night was such a dan party."
"Yeah, that shit sucked."
"Shut the fuck up. My white mage hit sixty-eight."
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An American media invention that that claims teens are hosting pil-popping parties.
Teacher: "Have you ever heard of a 'pharm party'."
Student: "Yeah on last night's news."
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A themed orgy that involves multiple acts of defecation throughout the party including space docking, chilli dogs, cleveland steamers finishing off with the infamous space dock fondue. The origin is derived from the UPS marketing phrase "What can Brown do for you?"
"Hey Steve you going to the UPS Party tonight?"
"Dude I wouldn't miss it for the world, I hear your wife is volunteering for the space dock fondue."
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