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A moat of urine created by the homeless that created a physical and psychological barrier when entering a space. Individuals a generally deterred from patronizing locations surrounded by a piss mote for a plethora of reasons. Perhaps the actual barrier is unattractive, the smell may disincentive entry. Perhaps the 500 homeless men who created the mote in the first place are still there. A piss mote is a symbol of an area’s decline coupled with the lack of proper rest room facilities.
1. There used to be a McDonald's on Spring Street until the piss mote got it.
2. Don't used the elevator at the train station. There are so many homeless that and no bathroom for days, and you just know its got a piss mote.
3. You know when white flight happens; when the piss mote gets the whole town.
4. New Brunswick was nice until the piss mote (Raritan River) got it.
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The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.
1: The Classic
This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.
2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.
3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.
4: Advanced Parkour
Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.
5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.
After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.
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The absolute utter horror a person experiences when they are at school and for whatever reason they piss their pants. This phenomena usually occurs after a laughing spell or some sort of frightful event that startles the pisser. Usually this person is somewhat of a pussy for the fact that he cannot hold in his pee for the next hall break. The horror piss is followed by a long trip to the bathroom in which the pisser desperately tries to get the extremely embarrassing stain out of his pants but wiping down with paper towels or placing crotch under hand dryer. If somewhat is spotted while horror piss stain is intact, their social life is ruined.
Harry: "Yo man did you see that chick, she musta had a bad horror piss"
Trent: "Ya im never talking to that girl again!"
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Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.
Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.
You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.
Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!
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A womens crack that is smeared with stale piss.
John says to jim "So john have you pounded your pork sword into her piss crease yet?" To which john replyed "No you daft twat shes my sister!".
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Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'
bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.
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When your penis is small but your balls are big therefore you piss on your balls
Damn I pissed on my balls again I got piss balls
My piss balls stink
Anthony got piss balls dawg
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