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greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 3, 2023


potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009


Potato friend

1. A trifling person who acts like a friend, but instead shills their smelly oils and MLM based products down your throat.
2. A friend that retrieves potatoes.

Susan and Karen make the perfect pair of potato friends.

by Ohmygollywolly October 7, 2019


Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

by Combat_Fountain May 29, 2015


Dick potato

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

by Landapotato July 13, 2021


Best Potato

A best friend who is more than a best friend.

He/she is my best potato.

by Peridot08 October 10, 2016


Prickly Potato

Half Dos Equis, half Guinness. A drink born from genius, and named for its Mexican and Irish heritage.

J: So our witress brought me a new drink, but it was Giunness and Dos Equis on accident. So, I drank it, liked the blend. So, from this day forward a Guinness and Dos Equis will be known as.......

R: This is important, we need a iconic name for this blend to bath the world in all it's gloriousness!

J: Prickly Potato?

R: That's my vote

J: It is proclaimed, Does Equis & Guinness, the greatest drink ever developed will be known as the Prickly Pototo

by Pepper Steak October 28, 2013