Cock Mood Ring

A cock ring that reveals your mood

Deep blue, thats means love-able according to my cock mood ring.

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Kiss my ring

1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...

1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring

2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'

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Burning Ring Of Fire

The morning after eating a vindaloo, when sitting on the toilet trying to dispose of it through the other end, the sensation caused is an extreme burning otherwise known as Burning Ring Of Fire

Man 1 " I need a shit but its gonna burn like fuck"

Man 2 " Your gonna Have A burning ring of fire you poor bastard"

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5th ring of hell

The 5th ring of hell is the ring that is reserved for bad spellers.

If you say "Your going to hell...", you are signing up for that one-way tour. You should say "You're going to hell..." or "You are going to hell...".
He failed to pass the GED and is on his way to the 5th ring of hell.

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Red Ring Of Death

A way of Microsoft saying "hey man, thanks for you're money oh and btw haha!!!! Your 360 is fucked!!!!! (EVIL LAUGHTERS)"

Excitement builds up inside me as I watched the first intro of Mass Effect 2 then the screen went black and I get the Red Ring Of Death......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Baltimore Nose Ring

The ejaculation onto a female face where seminal fluids enter both nostrils and connect above the lip, forming a nose ring.

After I fixed this chicks laptop, I totally gave her a Baltimore Nose Ring.

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ring rong bitch

To call up a random business or person that you found in the phone book on the phone and then once the person answers the phone you don't say anything and you wait until the person on the other line hangs up.

An example of Ring Rong Bitch:

You: *Calls up Bob's Auto Shop*
Bob: "Bob's Auto Shop, How may I help you?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "Hello?"
You: *Silence*
Bob: "HELLO? ANYBODY THERE? FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!!!!"

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