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Whilst having sex with the shits, you both simultaneously ejaculate and shit yourself, creating a rocket like spray from your ass which causes one last powerfull thrust.
Mate, I shouldnt have slept with the girlfriend last night!! The Bangladeshi slaughterhouse became a Bangladeshi rocket and now I'm single!!
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When you just want to get it on with mans best friend but you forgot you got him neutered a while back. What do you do? You squeeze that shit right out like the last bit of tooth paste in the bottle.
Hey man I had a red rocket fiesta last night
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The act of punching a fellow man in the ball sack followed up by yelling PINEAPPLE ROCKET
***Attempt at own risk***
Example 1
Friend 1:runs up to friend 2 and punches him square in the balls then yells PINEAPPLE ROCKET
Example 2
Guy:hey do you know what a pineapple rocket is?
Friend:no.
Freind:what is it?
Guy:*punches friend in ball sack*
Guy:*yells* PINEAPPLE ROCKET!!!!!!
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When you need to shit so bad but you're in a car. So you take a wide lipped bottle and drop it there instead.
"Oh god I've got to drop a bottle rocket" *grabs bottle and holds under asshole. Proceeds to shit in to it*
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An advanced version of the rusty trombone in which in addition to the partner performing the rim job a second partner performs fellatio.
Did you hear Donny got a Dirty Knot Rocket from these two chicks af the Slayer concert?
When one cums in another's nose, and that person shoots it back into the first person's mouth.
She gave me a Swedish snot rocket, it was great, take me to the clinic.
A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.
That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.