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Begin by giving your fuck buddy a creampie (anal or vaginal), and then having said person go outside while making sure to hold your seamen inside of them, and sit on an ant hill. The ants will slowly crawl in, and around this person, while collecting the white salty substance for food.
Luke: Man, we are getting so infested with ants!
Tyler: Yea, I've been giving this girl a salty ant hill like every day!
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when you eat a hot dog that has urine on it.
"ill give you 10 dollars if you eat that hotdog"
"hell no, thats a west coast salty dog"
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after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head
the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker
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slang name given to the hard cock
eg would you like to suck my salty easter sausage
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The white, sperm containing liquid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation.
Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.
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Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.
The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
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