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The act of two males masturbating with one another. Whilst doing this, one male close to orgasm will place the tip of his urethra with the other male's urethra and ejaculate inside.
Note to self: Never ask for a San Franciscan Kiss in San Francisco. Hell, never ask for one.
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future winner of the SUPABOWL TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR cuz they got DROO BEEZSE and LADANIAN TOMLINSON. don't worry, the'll win that shit
whos gonna win the SUPABOWL TWO THOUSAND AND FOUR?
the San Deigo CHAHGAHZ
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Possibly the worst team in NL West (tied for worst team with Rockies). Padres fans usually hate the Dodgers because the Dodgers are way better than the Padres. Padres are also terrible because they have never won a world series. I really dont need to go on.
San Diego Padres-lmao padres have ligma
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The worst team ever right next to Detroit lions. the team is know as the "forty cock suckers". they're current season record is 4-8.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?
Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the San Francisco 49ers.
Daughter: Is it true that the San Francisco 49ers suck dick?
Father: In every way possible.
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Rice-a-roni? I don't think so... When a male proceeds to insert his penis into another male's rectum and engage in sexual intercourse. The man performing the act must then ejaculate(skeet skeet) within the other man's bowels, the receiver then drops his glazed fecies into a bowl and the thruster then continues by eating the freshly made San Fransico Treat.
"Did you hear those guys Richard and Huey have been counting how many San Fransico Treats that they have eaten during the past week? They're into the double digit figures!"
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Name giving to the San Antonio Spurs by jealous, embarassed Phoenix Suns fans. Name first came up after Robert Horry hip checked a flopping Steve Nash into the boards in the 2nd round of the 2007 NBA Playoffs. That altercation resulted in some players from the Suns, who were not in the game, to run to the aid of Steve Nash. Those Players were Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw. This act caused their suspension due to the rule that a player not in the game cannot leave the bench area during an altercation between players in the game. Apparently people in Phoenix believe this rule, which has been in place for years, did not apply to their players. In the following pivotal game the Phoenix Suns, without 2 of their star players, blew a 17 point lead in the 3rd quarter and lose effectively sealing their fate and lose the series in 6. It is believed by these idiotic fans that the fix was in and NBA Commisioner David Stern ordered Diaw and Stoudemire's suspension in order to have San Antonio win the series. Despite being ahead in most of the series games and then blowing the lead Phoenix Suns fans believe that their loss in this series was the work of a higher power totally ignoring their teams inefficiencies and lack of spirit while brushing aside the Spurs prowess and experience.
Those damn San Antonio Sterns got so lucky they suspended Amare or we would have won in 5.
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Oh, the Browns play the San Diego Chargers next, so that's a win right there!
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