Self-Injury

A sign of demonic possession.

Seriously messed up shit.

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Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

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self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

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Self Time

A euphemism for masturbation.

"I'm sorry I missed your call. I was having a little self time."

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note to self

when you say "note to self" it is an internal reminder to do something

After seeing Jane trip over the bucket, Mike said "note to self, clean up the house next time company is over"

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LeRae Self

I Think She Thinks She Is Cool But In All Actuallity.....SHE IS!

LeRae Is Like The Coolest!

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Self-ownership

I own myself, therefore, I have a right to control my own brain chemistry. Give me Adderall! Adderall WEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Hym "In the name of self-ownership is say to thee: GIVETH ME ADDERALL OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"

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