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two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.

Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

by Phatal August 30, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


shake the dew off my lily

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!

I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.

by pipelayer24 June 1, 2013

135๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shake the Pepper from the can

1.To take a dump.
2.taking a dookie.
3.Pooping.
4.taking the browns to the superbowl.
5.taking a dump.
Usually said after having gas.

Oh exscuse me , it appears i need to shake the pepper from the can.

by Fritolays1 December 28, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 17, 2012


The heroine junkies hand shake

How heroine junkies greet each other.

Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,

step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.

: Enjoy!

while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals

by Iwantmymovieback January 4, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


root beer shake

when you do a girl up the ass and she shits on you

i gave him a root beer shake last night

by snow buny May 6, 2003

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž