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When two guys fall asleep in a 69.
After a lil Sleep Tastes Pretty, he has some explaining to do to his girlfriend.
"Go to sleep bitch, die motherfucker die"
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I am sleep deprived chronically and sleep is my deepest desire now!
So tired, I dream of sleep!
Youtube friendly version of the word suicide
The man commited self forever sleep by jumping off a bridge.
Used when it’s late at night and you don't want to answer a question.
Person #1: “Did you take Mia out on a date?”
Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
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when you and another person (usually your boyfriend/girlfriend) stay on the phone all night while sleeping so they are the last person you talk to before you go to sleep, and the first one that wakes up says goodmorning and wakes up the other person
John: hey wanna have a phone sleep over tonight?
Carly: Sure! I'll charge my phone to get ready!
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Put you to sleep is when you fuck someone so hard they pass out.
I can't wait to put you to sleep tonight.
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