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jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.

Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.

by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 9, 2009


smack loin

Jacking off

Amier and zaire each other’s smack loin every single day

by Therealfgd October 23, 2017


smack loin

to beat your penis

Lamar and Amir smack loin together when they got home from school.

by Dickie tights October 23, 2017


Tone smacked

When engaging a conversation with someone feeling a certain emotion and that person makes a statement which distracts you and contradicts your current mood.

"Hey man, crazy how my aunt just died..."
"Yeah, but dude call of duty black ops 3 was announced!"
"You just tone smacked me, don't do that!"

by UrbanVernacular September 15, 2015


Smack-head meal

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

by Rob1412 March 14, 2011


Smacked my belly

When an individual feels invalidated after being vulnerable with someone else. IE; A cat showing its belly in a stance of vulnerability, only to have its belly smacked.

“I was really vulnerable last night with Kevin when I told him I liked him, but he totally smacked my belly!”

by kate_crow September 4, 2020


smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.

I like to smack glands all night.

by Rootie tootie January 21, 2007