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A fan who doesn’t have a team but cheers for the one closest to him
Gary is a soft fan dude likes the San Jose sharks but he’s from Portland.
A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.
My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.
when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.
ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
When a pussy falls from the sky on your head
the pussy was soft
Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.