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the south will rise again

The term chanted by most hard core southern rednecks to show there pride in where they live
rednecks often have flashbacks from there forefathers who fought in the original war they then have a small seizure and chant "The south will rise again!" often in ball rooms the wall mart or even the gas station where they hang out
scientists believe this is a genetic condition called "fades past"
the injurys of this genetic condition have been severe sence the 1970s when pride rained over.
rednecks began lighting there selves on fire
however a scientist found that beer reduces side effects of the condition. but unleashed more side effects

increased pride.
increased Firework accidents
increased truck explosions

however has tempered down the chanting side effect.

Bill: hey dude you wana go to the wallmart?

hank:The South Will Rise Again!!!!!

Bill:do what?

hank:sorry dude i have this genetic condition called "fades past"

Bill:alrighty then ill pick up a 32 pack

hank:cool dude ill pick up a box of 12 gauge ammunition we can burn off while drinking!

Bill:were the smartest people in the world arent we hank?

hank:Damn straight. now get me those fireworks! i have a idea!

by suffery June 10, 2009

558πŸ‘ 666πŸ‘Ž


South Philadelphia

Where Will Smith was born and raised.

South Philadelphia born and raised, on a playground where I spent most of my days...

by ElizabethRaby July 11, 2008

9πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


yankton, south dakota

Noun
A small hick town where the guys think they're gangsters and the girls are ratchet. Population is about 14k

DAMN that town was like yankton, south dakota. All them wannabes man. That shit is crazy

by Prettymingo October 27, 2013

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


South African Blowjob

When your partner places a loaded dart gun on your penis and proceeds to shot it into the eye of your cock

Imka destroyed Jabulani”s cock last night after giving him a South African blowjob

by Moax O’Neill April 17, 2019

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


South Gate, California

A working-class Latino suburb located about 20 minutes (without traffic) southeast of Downtown Los Angeles. It is bordered by South LA to the west, Huntington Park and Cudahy to the north, Downey to the east, and Lynwood to the south. Since it is located on the flight path to LAX, you can hear airplanes quite often throughout the day and night. The area just west and south of South Gate Park has the nicest homes with lower crime and higher median household income, which explains why most homes in the area do not have fences around their lawns. The eastern part of South Gate has more crime due to its proximity to South LA. Most businesses cater to the high immigrant Mexican population. However, as their US-born children grow up and many are unable to afford to live on their own elsewhere in the LA area due to barely graduating high school, newer businesses are catering to a younger generation of Latinos with more American and corporate tastes, which is evident in the recently built Azalea Regional Shopping Center on Firestone and Atlantic. Modern technology tends to arrive late to Sough Gate because the immigrant adults do not follow technology much and their US-born children don't exactly have the money to keep up to date with new technology. Many residents escape the mundaneness of South Gate by going next door to Downey. Those willing to travel more go to Cerritos, Long Beach, DTLA, or Dockweiler Beach.

South Gate Resident: "Hey, I just bought an Amazon Echo! I can't believe you can talk to device and it talks back to you and does things for you!"
DTLA Resident: "Uh, the Amazon Echo came out 3 years ago. Where have you been all this time?"
South Gate Resident: "I've been in South Gate, California."

by jay0319 September 8, 2020

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south carolina condom

The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.

I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.

by ziggy muffins April 6, 2011

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


the south will rise again

slogan touted by dumbass rednecks who name their car 'general lee' and for some god damn reason can wear shoes or a shirt but never both at the same time.

I love the south but anyone who thinks there's going to be a second confederacy is simply a moron and thats that.

Hank: "we're poor drunk and stupid, ain't we?"
Beufort: "that's ok. the south will rise again."

by felix i September 21, 2006

749πŸ‘ 965πŸ‘Ž