Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.

David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.

Squirrel

Short for “squirrelfriend.”

Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!

squirrels

dangerous creatures living around the world. they will not hesitate to harm /k1ll you. they will chase you to the ends of the earth and rip open your car door to attack you. they are highly venomous and less then a drop of their venom can leave millions unalived. there's no way to tame them or get away from them.

"squirrels are scary, man." -tom holland

Squirrel

When you put a guys balls in your cheeks

John: wanna squirrel

Cindy: what’s that
John: put my balls in your cheeks

squirrel

means cute

look a t that dog its squirrel

Squirreler

A squirrel.

The squirreler scampered up the tree.

with squirrel

An old fashioned term for being pregnant

"Yoooo, I heard that chick's with squirrel"