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cake stacker

somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person

Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.

by jake hard April 29, 2011


Sausage Cake

A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant

Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night

by Aj McCuhn December 14, 2010


pasty cakes

Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.

Hey Pasty Cakes!

You're a Pasty Cake.

by Razor7 August 11, 2004


Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality

Tanner is such a dirt cake

by Mr. Staley November 17, 2015


Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020


Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020


fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 12, 2019