somebody who is going nowhere in life. Stacking cakes being all they are good for. Or a fat person
Person 1: Hey, why does Kevin never come to school?
Person 2: Because he's a fucking cake stacker.
A dick that is in between two cream-pied vaginas, using the jizz as lubricant
Damn, Jamie and Jes gave me a great sausage cake last night
Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.
Hey Pasty Cakes!
You're a Pasty Cake.
Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.
Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.