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What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.
"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."
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Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!
A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.
Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.
The act of nutting in a women's vagina during consensual sex and then eating her out immediately after.
Russell: "Dude, I love Laura, she's a freak and her favorite thing is a Whip Cream Desert."
Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."
Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."
I was fucking this Japanese girl and shot my cum into her sweet pussy. I withdrew my cock and saw a lovely sight of my cum dripping from her pussy making a Jap Cream Pie
The act of a man ejaculating between a woman's breasts and then preceding to tit fuck her, thus creating a cream bun
I came on her chest and got her to give me a sydney cream bun
When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.
Bro was that cream cheese pussy last night?
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