OH MY GOAT

for those who dont like to blaspheme
basically means oh my god, but cleaner!!
said in exclamation, like janice in friends

OH MY GOAT!!!! look what a great definition i rote

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

Mexican Billy Goat

Verb. The act of cradling a males balls and jerking him off as his shit runs smoothly down your chin.

This morning, Kelly had shit all over her chin. She must of have given a Mexican Billy Goat to Louis last night.

males jerking off balls shit Mexican Billy Goat

goat me up

to turn one into a goat 0R to to smother someone in goat cheese.

DEFINITION 1: "Im not very happy with my life as a human. I wish I was a goat. They seem to be content with their mello lives. Can you goat me up?" said Bill
"Sure Bill!" said Fred.

DEFINITION 2: I always asked my frat bros if they could goat me up. I always liked the feeling of goat cheese on my skin.

Totes ma goats

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.

"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."

son of a motherless goat

A universal ethnic slur. If you don't know what the derogatory phrase is for a race you can use this as a substitute.

Booger snatchers! That son of a motherless goat won't even get to first base.

da goat no cap

an Instagram meme started in rappers comment sections by prodbyzaqq on IG.

Drake da 🐐 no 🧢.

Snoop Dogg da 🐐 no 🧢

Yeah he really da goat no cap