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A rich white snobby town. The kids there are dicks with are their fuckin preppy ass clothes and nice cars. Every house is at least twice as big as a normal persons house. Every car on the street is either Audi, BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, Hummer or Porsche. They can all go die in hell. I hate those people. Every kid there is a perfect jock/preppy/yuppie jackass. Everyone is white, and if you live there your either a WASP or a WASJ aka White Anglo Saxon Protestan or White Anglo Saxon Jew. Everyone there belongs to at least one Country Club and if you dont make over a million a year, dont bother moving in.
i heard that cranbury new jersey has commitees for each neighborhood that "check out" who wants to move into their area and if they're not white, they probably wont let you live there
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The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk
I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.
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Here at this school, you can't even say there is a fine line between the overachievers who are getting an "excellent" education.. and the all- star athlete from one of the neighboring counties. Atheltes stick together and sororities/ & fraternites sitck together. There is never any mixing. The athletes dont like greek life because there smart enough to pass classes w/o being a phys ed major and greek life hate athletes because they have NCAA championships to put on their resumes not just GPAs.
" omg i love my BIg big, and lilil and all the friends i pay for"-- typical sorority chick at the college of new jersey
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The Jersey Shore Challenge involves taking a shot every commercial break for an entire episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are typically every 7 minutes. If a commercial break is missed then on the following break the participants can take a double shot to remedy the missed shot.
"Dude, MTV is lame. Commercials every seven minutes."
"Yeah but it's got me hella wasted on this Jersey Shore Challenge night.
"Another Jersday Night, another Jersey Shore Challenge"
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Tanned to the point of being orange.
That girl is so far past the point of being Florida tan she is New Jersey Orange.
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A football team whose fans like to berate Jet fans for being too poor. The fact is that these people all live in New Jersey and upstate NY, FAR from NYC. They fail to realize that the Jets are the true team of NYC, and that the Jets are infinitely better these days. The Giants will continue to suck until they get a decent O-Line and a tight end who isn't beathing the crap out of refs. Their QBs are also average at best, and Eli will never become anything like his brother. Their saving graces are Tiki Barber and Michael Strahan.
The Giants will probably go five years before making the playoffs again, while the Jets and the Eagles continue to soar high above them. And Shockey is far worse than TO when it comes to berating.
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when a man pulls out after anal sex his dick has corn on it.
I pulled out of this chick and there was corn on my dick. Talk about a New Jersey Stew!!!
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