Mum

The meaning mum means a beautiful person that you shouldn't mess with in a bad situation.

Mum:"love you."
Daughter:"love you too." (Sarcastic)
Mum:"ok."
Daughter:"I'm sorry."

Mum

The meaning mum means the most beautiful person anyone would love. She can solve any situation that kept you down. She is the most loving, caring and incredible person in the universe. She deserves everything you could give her.

Mum: "I love you."

Daughter: "Yeah right."

Mum's feelings: Upset, hurt and disappointment.

Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

Mum

The person Who gave birth to you and the person who’s in my bed

Yo bro is that your mum

Mum's

"Mums" is a term used for proving a point to a friend or individual.

1. "Mum's" I did the dishes.
2. "Mum's" I didn't tell the teacher.
3. "Mum's" I swear I didn't do it.

MUM

Medium Ugly Millionaire.

A highly attractive male or female. Usually used to describe a man who is not physically pleasing but not ugly. Even though a MUM is physically challenged they can be seen as attractive simply because of their wealth and the way they carry themselves.

Kemba Walker is a MUM but I would still let him hit.

-Marge

Mums

1. Short for Chrysanthemums.

2. Middle-aged ladies who like to drink tea and gossip on Sunday nights.

1. Look at those Mums! How pretty!

2. I wasted an entire evening drinking tea with the mums. Big mistake.