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Squad Nap

A squad nap takes place when you and any number of your group of friends or colleagues decide to go to sleep in unison. Better than a normal nap because of the fact that not only do you get to nap, but you also know that all the bois are having a nap at the same time.

A wholesome activity.

Me and the bois knocked off from work early and had a squad nap before getting on the beers until we threw up last night.

"Squad nap?"

"Yea bro, squad nap"

by Deus Sovereign September 24, 2020


Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 29, 2023


rufie nap

a nappkin like cloth covered in crushed rufie. Used on a date with one person so they can never say no to the question.

"hey jessica you have something on your nose......let me wipe it off with my napkin"
{rufie napkin}
After the man carrys the female out a man says "Dude did you see that guy rufie nap his date??"

by THE HAM666 June 8, 2011


Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 11, 2023


Mathematical Nap

When the aftermath of overworking with too much x's and y's make someone zzz when they doze or nod off.

Prof. Ziz’s mild snore got some mean colleagues take a shot of him having a mathematical nap, which was suspected to be filled with ƶ, ƶ², …, √ƶ, ℤ.

by Numerati December 17, 2024


Sloth Nap

You set an alarm and plan to nap for a set amount of time but accidentally sleep for 4 hours straight

Was meant to go to work today but I accidentally had a sloth nap and woke up two days later

by Random 7 March 2, 2018


sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024