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dumpy pants

a pair of old pants with a horribe shit stain or reminents of actual shit stuck to the inside of the pants. yet worn anyway, mostly by junkies and drunks and frat boys.

yo, check the dude with the dumpy pants, fucking stinks!

by umpypump April 24, 2009

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nascar pants

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.

I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.

by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009

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tweak pants

grey pants, capri in nature, often burlap or twill or dark denim. Worn by tennis players to night haunts of sophistication. Usually accompanies drinking of Michelob Ultra or doing meth

Hi, I have turrets, but you are wearing tweak pants

by Umoja January 13, 2008

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Sticky Pants

The crusty state of a man's pants when his girlfriend/wife/slampiece abandons a blow job mid-ejaculation, forcing him to finish in his boxers.

Alden was giving me mind-bending head the other night, but then she hopped off when she thought she heard my mom coming and all I got were sticky pants.

by Some gay faggot March 16, 2010

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Pant Crapping

1. When one flips out to an uncontrollable degree and lets off a dump in their pants.

Napoleon Bonaparte was so excited to have won so many battles that he had a pant crapping.

by Jonathan Merkel March 29, 2005

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Pant call

An awkward call to a one night stand to ask for your pants back.

I had to make a pant call to that slut Julia.

by Sean Doyle January 6, 2008

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Oh pants!

An exclaimation when scared or excited about something. An alternate to Oh My God.

Oh pants!! You moved to Croasia!?!
There is a new guy at school and Oh Pants hes hot!!

by Loo. April 21, 2009

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