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“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”
The dance someone does when they unexpectedly fall into a cold river.
"Did you see that turtle in the river?"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
A YouTuber who does covers, gameplay and animation.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Darryl does a lot of videos for YouTube?
Person 2: Yeah, he is such a River Kamishiro.
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
Drinking by the river until it bends.....
yup the river is bent i must be wasted......now thats what i call a good River-bend