Sock Rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

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Sock Party

When a group of people get together and party hardy in their favorite pair or pairs of socks. And Dance Dance Dance and Mingle. And Laugh and Celebrate Life in their comfy socks. Including snacks and drinks and sock games and a BEST SOCK CONTEST. Best party you'll have of the year. You can even wear your PJ's if you want. To be EXTRA SOCK PARTY COMFY. :)

"OMG. GUYS! Friday is the sock party! Did you pick your socks you wanna wear yet?"

"Dude, that sock party last weekend was the dopest party yet. I should have one the best socks contest tho."

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quitter socks

Socks that have lost elasticity so they don't stay up, and usually end up half off of your foot inside your shoe while walking around.

YOU: Slow down, I have to take off my shoe and put my sock on, it's falling off.

ME: Ah,quitter socks?
I usually throw them out when it gets to that point.

YOU: Well, I didn't have enough money for socks because I spent all my money on weed.

ME: Got any more?

YOU: Nahh sorry dude I smoked my last bit today... I got a ball of resin and I rolled it around in weed bits. It was pathetic.

ME: Hey don't be ashamed, we've all been there!
lol

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Poop sock

A poop sock is something that is tasty!

Poop sock is...

My peepee itches

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cock sock

another way of saying condom

"Hey Jim, do you have a spare cock sock? I'm gonna need one later"

"Whats that?"

"It's a condom =P"

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Socks and Sandals

A Jewish cultural phenomenom in which the Jewish man or woman wears socks with their sandals.

Did you see that Jew?
Yeah, he was wearing socks and sandals

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Hot-Socking

Anal sex. Typically the rough and vigorous variety. May, but not always, result in a pink sock.

Rachel asked me to come over tonight. She says she needs some hot-socking.

Carla was prolapsed with a pink sock after I gave her a hot-socking to remember.

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