Water soup

(noun) A canned soup pronbably rationed during the thirties. The Homestar Runner can often be seen kicking old cans of water soup around.

The Homestar Runner: Oh that's just an old can of Water Soup. I've kicked it around since my dog went away in the flood of '28.

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water the horse

to urinate

Trevor was very keen to take Tracy, but couldn't perform 'cos he badly needed to water the horse

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boob water

basically another word for breast milk

Martha: "woop! its time to feed kyle with my boob water!"

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Water-Wasted

The discomfort you feel after ingesting substantial amount of liquids, specifically water, accompanied with slight exhaustion.

I.E.- "I just downed 2 liters of water, i feel so Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."

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the water bottle

A position executed during certain aquatic types of sexual intercourse. For example, in the bath, at your local water park, in the shower, the village lake, etc. It is an upside down position therefore it is recommended that all participants are able to hold their breath underwater for 7 minutes minimum.

She took the towns baker to the village lake when she craved the intense feeling of the water bottle.

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Wimp Water

The cold water at the beginning of a shower that comes out before it gets hot.

Chris: Holy Crap thats cold.
Non: Don't waste that wimp water there is a drought on at the moment.

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Water Sheep

Water Sheep is the greatest and most harmful insult to give to any living being. It's so powerful it may even curse you with everyone in the world hatting you. So if you ever noticed that the world hates you, someone must have called you a Water Sheep.

"You're such a water cheep"
"Damn Water Sheep!!"

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