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An Eco-turd is defined as a person, usually wealthy, who is always trying to project him or herself on the forefront of popular concepts or practices. This individual is seldom driven by conscience or principle but rather appearance.
Mr. Fletcher has just moved in his eleven thousand sq ft GREEN built home in the exclusive gated community he had constructed for he and his wife. He turns to his wife Mimsie and says :" Mimsie, I think it's time to trade the Hummer in and maybe buy one of the new hybrid SUVs that are getting up to 14 miles per gallon. i think the flex-fuel badgiing on the front and sides would impress our friends at the club."
Oh Howard, you're such an ECO-TURD
Oh Howard, you're such an Eco-turd !!!
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A person who collects crap on other people behind their backs making themselves look like shit. Often a small punk who has no life or personality trying to make himself look better, but instead is often hated.
Wow, look at this kid running his mouth again.
Yeah, what a turd-Basket.
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A party pooper. One who ruins the fun of things, like a little kid pooping in a bathtub.
SO we were kissing and then his GIRLFRIEND walked in and was like wtf man
::omg what a FLOATING TURD::
yeah i know right??
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An alchoholic beverage. Mix 70 percent Malibu rum and 30 percent Jager, stir in 1 Tsp. orange kool-aid, drop in 2 slices of orange, serve chilled.
I can't believe you hooked up with that nasty ho last night!
I was orange turdin' all night, at least it was a chick!
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Derogatory term for those who participate in butt sex.
The lead singer of Flobots is a primordial turd spelunker.
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"Dude, that was put away for stealing poo." "You mean he's a turd burgler?" "Yup." "How longs he in for?" ""Three to five depending on if he stops bogardting the prisoners anal nuggets."
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Simply a coat made entirely of human turds (different from the Turd Jacket which can be made of any human OR non-human scat)
Hello Denise! you look fetching in your new turd coat.
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