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a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway
guy 1: ewww what is THAT
guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle
guy 1: dude that is sick
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The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
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The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.
Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!
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When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?
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the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?
Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.
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The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.
Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.
Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!
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