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When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.
GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"
The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.
When a person, usually drunk, tries to keep vomit in their mouth with their hands while also covering their face in embarrassment resulting in a spray of throw up in every direction.
After you left the bar that crazy guy face washed himself
Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.
person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
It is insane how much relief I got from that.
Hym "Really. Using mouth Wash one time was enough to radically improve my symptoms overnight. I still feel the excess fluid in my ears when I swallow but still... Not feeling like I could stroke out at any second is nice..."
It is a short rude joke for students who think funny to talk sex before they are 16 .
Sex education teachera says 'this is a what women looks like'
2 Naughty students say to one another other 'yeah but her washing pussy must be clean'
When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
Chad is doucher than a body wash.