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You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.
“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”
When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro
Secret code for masturbation.
"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"
"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"