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One of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Ever, truely.
Written by conor oberst, of bright eyes.
"And you say that I hurt you, in a voice like a prayer
Yeah, you say that I've hurt you, and your voice is like a prayer. Yeah, well maybe I hurt you sometimes, let's contrast and compare...lift up your shirt, the wound isn't there. I guess that your truth, is just the ghost of your lies...
...Yeah, your kind of truth, darling, is just the ghost of your lies, & I see through them all the time...
...I'm pouring some whiskey right now, I'm going to get so, so drunk, that I pass out, & forget your face, by the time I wake up..."
Kid 1: "Have you heard that beautiful song by Conor Oberst"
Kid 2: "But there are so many!"
Kid 1: "One of the most beautiful"
Kid 2: "Oooh, It's Cool We Can still be friends!"
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The perfect response to anything. Doesn't matter what someone says to you, this response will pretty much get your point across. Commonly referred to as "Ywkd".
There are endless variations to Ywkd. Such as yea we know dude, or "Yea, we know dood" or "Dood... We know"
Guy: Hey sweetheart, I'll give you everything you need.
Sweetheart: Yea we know dood.
Kerry Mojito: I got so many numbers last night it was crazy!
Terry Mojito: yeaweknowdood.com
Jimmy: She's self conscious about squirting
Gary Mojito: Ywkd.
Barry Mojito: She's tickling me!
Everyone: Yea, we know dood.
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Victoria Justice said this when Ariana Grande was mentioned.
When you are jealous of you’re friend’s talents and one up them.
“Ariana is such a good singer..”. “I THINK WE ALL SING..”
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a vague-ity, but with positive intent. Saying this allows you to test the water, but is sufficiently vague to allow you to maintain a sense of detachment from the question.
MR UGLY MAN: we should do something sometime,?
MS SEXY LADY: erm, yeah (but doesn't show further interest than that)
MR UGLY MAN: *thinks* oh well...
tow or more people who are some where trying to start or join a party.
origination: the east bay area
we out here trynna function
im trynna function
you trynna function
me and my potnas out here trynna function
me and my niggas are going to the function
I'm having a function if you wanna come
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Used to pick someone up without actually asking them on a date.
A casual suggestion to hang out with anyone, without sounding desperate.
You got anything planned? We should do something sometime.
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what you say when you throw your iphone x on the ground for fun because you know your parents will buy you a new one.
“I just threw my new phone on the ground. That’s how we do it in mountain brook.”
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