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A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.
Yo, you remember Patrick?
Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.
A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
A patrick is the sexiest cunt gon
Look at that patrick hes sexy
Stop posting these to your stories. Nobody is reading them anyways.
Thanks,
Everyone
Stop posting these to your stories.
Thanks,
Everyone
Patrick - just a name
He is an amazingly handsome man. He doesn't understand how truly attractive he really is, he always denies it. He can be shy and introverted at some points but then be quirky and extroverted. He is the love of your life. Treat him well. He is also kinda insecure so shower him with love and affection whenever possible.
Girl 1: Do you know a Patrick?
Girl2: Yup! And I love him so much.