Where do I start, people named “Emily Smith” are the best people in the whole ass world. They are the most trustworthy people in the world. As well as being the kindest people in recorded history. If you don’t have a friend named “Emily Smith”, What are you doing?? They are the GREATEST people ever!
How are you?
Im Great! I have a friend named emily smith.
He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now
"oh lord dearie me is that Turner Smith???"
"Hide your carrots here he comes and HE HAS RANCH"
Colby is really bad at bottle-flipping, has bad hair and really white. He "thinks he's a legend but is really a huge jerk than is mean to people any chance he gets."
Colby Smith is *your mom*.
Hot girl named English who dances and is smart and the one who is creating this crush
Yo English smith how is it going
Funk musician from philadelphia best known for his 1981 hit single double dutch bus from the album"children of tomorrow"
I actually saw a vinyl copy of the frankie smith album children of tomorrow at final vinyl records!
when you are a cunt to everyone, and are always looking for something wrong.
usually a teacher that works in the library with nothing better to do with her time than to tell students off for wearing too much eyeliner
"i got told off for wearing too many earrings"
"by who?"
"palmer-smith"
"i cant stand that cunt"
"Hi mum, just going to meet Harrrrrissssosnosisn Smith. He's three years older than me and we met online, but it's fine, I promise!"