knock on wood

a term used by gangbangers eaning to get evil spirits away ...a superstition

OO SHIT Angel's back knock on wood

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wood wang

another name for a wood pecker(which is a bird who pecks the bark of trees)
or a horny dick

"omg do you hear the woodwang in the tree??"

"Look corey has a wood wang haha!!"

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Mourning Wood

It's akin to the more widespread 'morning wood', but instead of being a function of a typical male, it is instead a daily reminder to necrophiliacs. It does involve an erection upon regaining consciousness, but instead of being caused by lustful porn stars, it's caused by sadness that your lover last night is now six feet under, and you are depressed, but more so you are excited at the thought of having them once. Hence the title 'mourning wood'

Doug: Hey man, that party we had at the cemetery last night was a blast.

Mike: Yeah, i found a 40-something blond amongst the oldies. I definitely had some mourning wood when i woke up.

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Oakton Woods

Oakton Woods is THE sweetest neighborhood in all of Northern VA. The guys of this neighborhood naturally get into the best colleges in the country and enjoying drinking natty light and smoking parliament lights.

random kid: goddamn i wish i lived in your neighborhood (Oakton Woods)!!

O.W. guy: shut up, bow down. (flicks his cig at him)

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Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods. (n.). A drink with half and half mix of lemonade and black tea that is like the Arnold Palmer but fits better in a racially incorrect way, as in Woods is half yellow and half black, and gets a lot of tang, and didn't quite get away with it.

Slang from the last decade in the San Jose or Milpitas area, especially after Tiger's falling out with his mistresses.

Tiger Woods (nee. Arnold Palmer)

Asking for an Arnold Palmer makes sense in a restaurant, but if you ask for a Tiger Woods there will probably be some stares from the wait staff.

Also called Island Tea Lemonade.

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sanding wood

The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.

Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!

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k-wood

Abbreviation for Kingwood, New Jersey. A tiny county town in Hunterdon.

Bob: Yo, I'm from K-wood so that automatically means I'm daaaamn cool.
Billy: you poser! Your from Alexandria! I'm a true kingwoodian from k-wood!

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