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Clueless beyond belief. A person that is so clueless they just don't contemplate life correctly.
Person 1:Hey Evan Williams go get the bong.
Evan: I cant find it.
Person 1: Its right there on the table.
Evan: What?
Person 1: FUCK YOU!
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annoying and whiny usually a guy. Whiny 24/7, 7. perverted as nothing else. He is normally a jerk to people he doesn't like. Though he can be pretty cute. Looks really hot when he actually smiles.
Wow he is definitely a john william.
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Some ugly Chinese guy with no singing aptitude whatsoever who probably just went on American Idol because of a bet or he's just that fucked up.
Aka Ricky Martin wannabe--a disgrace to all Asians.
Idiot 1: OMG, William Hung pwns!!! She bangs, she bangs!
Idiot 2: Oh yeah, go William!
Chinese guy: Dude, STFU!
Idiot 1: You're just jealous!
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A man of high profile, who comes from extreme wealth, as a Prince. But is insufferably pathetic.
1. Nothing is ever good enough for a Prince William, not even his wife. So in addition to being a malcontent ingrate he also suffers from a wandering eye and a wandering dick.
2. Very egocentric. A Prince William is someone who believes he is the centre of the universe, and as such, he believes that everyone should lick the crack of his ass in order to please him. If you’re not constantly rimming his arsehole, he will see you as an enemy.
3. One who betrays his own brother. A Prince William is someone who sees his family as a means to an end and if they cannot be used to his favour, then there is no use for them. He is a modern day Cain, and would rather see his own brother dead and in his grave, than doing better than himself.
4. One who has children outside of his marriage.
5. A man who laughs at his own wife when he sees her fail at doing something.
6. One who thinks other people should sacrifice their own happiness for his sake. He won’t be pleased if you choose your own happiness over keeping him content.
1. Word around town is that Amy’s husband has a community peen. Y’know kinda like Prince William.
Damn! Does that mean that he has kids on the side too?
2. Why can’t you just be happy for me for once in your life? You’re being a real Prince William right now. It’s like you don’t want to see me doing well for myself.
3. If you bring a Prince William home, I hope you’re prepared for him to fuck all your friends. You know that man can’t keep it in his pants.
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the most amazing and loving girl you will ever meet, if you on her good side. she's a bitch though and will make your life hell if you mess her over. if you're her boyfriend you're lucky, and if you're not, TRY HARER she has an amazing body and an even better personality. she's sexy in every way possible, but dont take shit from nobody, she smart, funny, sweet, sexy and sometimes scary. she's all in one! her booty is huge nd her boobs aren't that far behind
bob: oh my god! alana williams looks amazing tonight. look at that booty!
Hahn: alana always looks amazing, and that booty should be the eight wonder of the world
bob: man i wish i had her
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Some dude that started all these websites such as www.williamhung.net and www.hungwill.com
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Four years of college without the "college experience". Diversity and sense of humor, zero. Lots of girls though. Unfortunately, the odds are good but the goods are odd. These poor moles live in the library and are burly, ill kept, and generally like horses better than men. Those that are half decent pay for friends and social lives in the tragic greek system where the guys have access to these girls because they also pay to join the polo army. The teachers care enough to keep their grading curves even, and thanks to the huge nerd factor that really impedes the social lives of those who frequent the schools three delis "crappy restaurants by day" "crappy bars by night". If you say hi to a mole"ish" stranger on the way to class, theyre likely to glare you down or cry rape because they are smart and a huge wuss and arent willing to take that "chance" that you're a predator.
Take the ten lamest kids form high school, multiply by 1000, and put them in colonial williamsburg. At william and mary, if given the option between keg party and wine bar, they choose quiet coffee house with a classic book, some flavored coffee, and an edgy pair of reading glasses, claiming they could be wild but why not be unique and tastefully unpredictable. And should you happen to stumble in drunk looking for a pee stop with your hookup, they glare at you or cry rape because they're so smart they know whats about to happen.
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