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One who don't need no man.
Bob: did you see that independent black woman?
Tim: yeah.
Bob: she don't need no man.
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Woman's decent rights is the basic respect and human decency getting equal rights because they don't have to be put down by shithead men.
Derik: Women dont deserve rights
Becca: they do deserve rights. Woman's rights are human rights
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woman tv is a tv that is woman if you see a woman tv stop taking drugs you have problems
oh hey let me fuck that woman tv charlie.
HEY ITS MY TRUN TO CUM IN WOMAN TV
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The conversation and/or actions following certain types of provocation in certain instances of woman. These actions seem wrath-ful, incensed, and condemnatory in nature.
In practice, differentiating between the normal conversation, frustration, anger, and Provoked Woman Wrath conversational stages can sometimes be difficult for the observer. However, there are some common signs. Saying things that shouldn't be said, for absolutely no reason, just to piss one off; is one of these signs.
Provoked Woman Wrath and PMS are not to be confused. They may, and often will; coincide, however there is no actual physical relation between the two. It should be noted that associating the current conversation with PMS is a good way to invoke Provoked Woman Wrath.
Woman: "For the eighth time, can you PLEASE take the trash out?"
Man: *in a minute, hun*
-minutes pass-
Woman: *empties trash on husband*,
and it is a big deal, and it doesn't happen to every guy!
Observer: That was some Provoked Woman Wrath right there.
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A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet
I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.
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Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
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A term used to insult a woman you don't like. It means that she is stupid and as worthless as a fart.
You're such a stupid woman fart!
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