that TOP TEN WATCHMOJO VIDEO THAT NO ONE LIKES
1: so you watched youtube rewind 2019?
pewdiepie: IT WAS A TOP TEN WATCHMOJO VIDEO
Joe: “My son loves to watch Wolfoo on YouTube Kids!”
John: “What the actual fuck.”
the crutch of modern parenting
if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience
that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
Someone thought making YouTube into kid friendly YouTube was a good idea, and they made YouTube less kid-friendly
Mum: should I download YouTube Kids for my 5 year old?
anyone who doesn't live under a rock : oh no you really shouldn't
The Youtube Kids app was meant to be a safe place for kids to watch family friendly videos, kids could acces the internet without the dangers. But ohhhh, how that turned out….. The youtube kids app turned out to be a hive of the most wretched videos from the depths of hell, marketed at kids. Including: Skibidi Toilet, Wednesday Poppyplaytime and other vile videos in relation to Wednesday and Huggy Wuggy
“Bro i just can’t with those goofy Youtube Kids video’s bro.”
“Fr💀”
To describe someone’s sexuality or attraction to younger people
He/ she is YouTube kids
Restaferical is YouTuber/animator who animates all sorts of multifandom types of animations.
They are commonly known for their Kaiju Paradise and Phighting animations.
They became popular out of the blue and continues to entertain their fans and even spreads out self care awareness to those who might need it.
Resta goes by She/Her They/Them pronouns and is a furry (imagine)
Someone had made a definition out of this name out of pure hate and misinformation in an attempt to give them a bad name.
Anyways Resta shits herself 24/7 of the time, be aware for that.
“Restaferical (YouTuber) is one of my biggest inspos!”
“Nuh uh she shits herself.”
“That’s so real”