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Jason

Die guy from Spar who knows everything

Wow look at at Him!? He knows so much, he must be a Jason!!?

by Bruh* February 13, 2018


Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!

I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!

by Connor mcdougall November 24, 2024


jason

jason can pull any girls he wants he can make people there b1tch

jason is to hot to be truelike omh and hes packin

by donut45678 March 31, 2022


Jason

A straight up snitch

Don't be a jason

by Doodlebopabdebop January 24, 2022


Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 28, 2023


Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021


Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024