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yes he is
summer: sam you don’t get pussy
sam: i’m sad but i’m not going to tell her
so is sam sad
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yes he is
A person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of molesting children. Or a person who is very ginger and aesthetically offensive to look at.
You are such a fucking Sam Todd today especially because of how you touched my little sister yesterday.
a euphemism for masturbation
Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam.
Sam Houser is a weird kid who always cusses like all of the other kids at their school. Sam is a kid who all the ladies at their school has a crush on even though their weird. sam asks questions (weird and unnecessary) at really bad times. Sam's self-esteem is so low when they hear someone has a crush on them they dont believe and push them away.
Kid : Have you Heard of sam houser?
Other kid : Yeah aren’t they weird?
A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga
I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning
A guy who sucks at tennis and apparently holds the world fastest serve 263km
Who's that oh it's Sam Groth
A fucking pussy. No one likes him. So ugly and unattractive. Sucks at baseball too
Wow look it's sam eppers. I feel bad for his family for having to raise him.