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1. the ventilating fan in the restroom that you turn on while you poop.
"make sure to turn on the fart fan when you're in there!"
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Release of flatulence that sounds akin to a Harley Davidson motorcycle engine revving.
Lisa's Harley fart, was unfortunate near the end of her otherwise successful job interview.
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Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.
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Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.
Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.
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Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.
They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.
Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.
John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"
What's that smell? Beer farts.
Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"
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The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.
"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"
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Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.
Man that asshole really had Fart breath.
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