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(facebook) When one looks at all your posts and quotes them to you in person, but leaves no "like, comment" on your wall at all.
This usually gives you a shock and a sense of insecurity most of the time
"Hey Joe! I see you're quitting swimming" *stunned silence* "Dude. Stop ghost stalking me."
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When a male and female are engaging in ear sex, after the man ejaculates in the female’s ear, he then proceeds to pull out a firearm and shoots the female in her other ear. The end result is a bullet traveling at a high velocity through the opposite side of the female’s head enshrouded in semen, similar to a depiction of a ghost, thus producing a Ghost Bullet.
Mom: “Hey honey, how was your weekend?”
Billy:”it was great Mom! Debrah let me give her a Ghost Bullet!”
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When you get a Snapchat notification but open it to find no snaps sent to you.
“Did you send me something? I think I keep getting ghost snaps from you.”
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having sex with a black person, in a dimly lit room... so it appears as if no one else is in the room...
whats with all this ghost fucking going on at these clan meetings.
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A very hard working, underappreciated person. Often dumped on by their friends because of their unreliability. Considered too mature for their age (acting like a father or mother to their peers). Also associated with being updateable.
Jake: Who is she? she's hott
Tom: Dont waste your time, she's a ghost hand
Jake: Damn, what a waste...
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When a girl gives you head underneath the blankets. The subsequent bobbing of her head beneath the soft sheets gives the appearance of a ghost. Often used to conceal the act of fellatio.
"Yo, my mom's home. You gotta give me dat ghost head tonight."
Brian: Damn Britney gives that bomb ghost head.
Dro: Nigga whats ghost head?
Brian: It's when she suck the dick with a blanket over her head brah
"Sorry babe a little busy here. The Glee finale is on. Just ghost head me for a sec."
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A ghost buster is when a guy is getting a ghost job from his girlfriend, wife, mistress w.e. (see Ghostjob) After receiving this Geejacobra, you must yell "YOUVE BEEN GHOST BUSTED!"
To prove that you have accomplished this feat and truly are a Ghost Buster, picture evidence is needed.
Bart: Dude im a Ghost buster! pulled one last night.
Matthew: Bullshit! let me see some picture evidence
Bart: I dont have any
Matthew: You aint no buster! All you are is a fucking Danny phantom, you wannabe.
Bart: Damnit! you called my Bluff..
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