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A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.
Lake Michigan Catholic is trash.
Unknown creature in South Holston lake in East Tennessee. Lake nasties nibble on legs and toes. A lake nasties nibble feels uniquely different than that of the fish or other creatures living in the lake. Could possibly be some sort of mutated sewage beast.
Swaddley Ho used to have a penis before it was eaten by lake nasties.
Having awesome sex by a small body of water. (See: cake by the ocean)
If we can't have cake by the ocean, maybe I can get a cupcake by a lake.
When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.
My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am
A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.
While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.
A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.
Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?
Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.
Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.
Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.
Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?
Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world