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A word used to describe when you splash a bit of water on yourself or wash your hair in the sink. You come home from football practice, but you're too exhausted to take a shower. You turn on the sink and splash a bit of water on your face and arms. Or you don't have enough time to take a full shower, so you wet your hair in the sink.
I came home from football practice where we had two-a-days. I was way too exhausted to take a shower so I just took a sink shower because my arms and face were sweaty.
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To bath in deoderent or anti-perspirant.
either done in the morning naked or fully clothed when the can is inserted into the clothing and sprayed about a bit.
It was late on a friday and lil jimmy didnt have time to shower, so he banged out the lynx and had a glasgow shower instead. the ladys where none the wiser
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Occurs after a man removes his penis from his partner' butt and pees in her/his face.
Boy 1: how kinky is your gf?
Boy 2: she let me give her a hashbrown shower!
Boy 1: oh hell no! She's dirty!
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The act of going into a restroom, specifically a port-a-potty, and masturbating to orgasm.
I'm going to go to the shitters over there and take a Lero shower.
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A shower princess is someone who spends too much fucking time in the shower. As a result, some people don't get to wash their ass, and if they do, it's usually cold water leaving one with the feeling of surfing off the coast of Alaska, mid winter. And in worse case scenario, when water is limited, leaving other's with little to no water.
The shower princess is not to be trusted. The shower princess will make statements and promises regarding speed of their shower. Do not believe them; they are falsehoods. The shower princess should be dealt with promptly, firmly and with no remorse. They will smell your weakness in your sweat and deem you weak, flabby and feeble minded. Be steadfast in your actions.
The origin of shower princess is unknown but it commonly used by US military service members living in barracks, in the field, or deployed.
Soldier 1: "That shower princess Snuffy has been in there for over 45 minutes and my shift starts soon. And everybody is gunna be like, yeah, that guy, over there, he smells like dirty buttholes"
Soldier 2: "If it's cold you should shart in his pillow case tonight"
Soldier 1: "Duly noted"
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Where the recipient of a rainbow shower is urinated on by multiple people simultaneously by people with varying levels of dehydration.
For extra points, urinators may have consumed beetroot (makes urine pinky-red) or berocca (green colour) in advance.
Oh my god did you hear Cathy's housemates gave her a rainbow shower last night?
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Meat shower is a phrase that was coined by an accidental predictive texting accident. Is now used to describe mutton, beef and lamb in dresses. Also used in conjunction with pork log, and squirrel nuts.
a.k.a the Lady Gaga meat dress incident
Did you see Lady Gaga in that dress? yeah man looks like she took a meat shower.
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