April 3rd

The INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY OF Hayley Kiyoko aka Lesbian Jesus’s Birthday; Prefered Term: Merry Lesmas,

One of Lesbian Jesus’s Desciples: ITS APRIL 3rd!! MERRY LESMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LESBIAN JESUS HAYLEY KIYOKO!!

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April 23

Bitches are born on this day everyone knows it

April 23 is a bitch day

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April 31st

April 31st is National Headpat Day, no exceptions, head pat anybody that doesn’t violate social distancing.

Man, I’m getting tired of all these national days, but at least on April 31st, we have National Headpat Day.

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April 18

Take virginity away

I will take ur virginity away tonight on April 18

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April 14

i love you my dear and i miss you so much and i hope you're well 💗

April 14 2020

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april 2

National buy a new dildo day.

*guy walks into store*
*asks what on sale every April 2nd*
*buts a dildo and meets the clerk around back for testing*

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April 3rd

National do whatever you want to your crush/gf day

Kiss him/her
Hug him/her
Give them a hickey

Fuck him/her
etc

Johnny:bro it’s April 3rd

Jonathan:Hell yea I’m gonna grab my gf’s ass you should grab your crushes ass
Johnny:bet bro

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