peperami arms

A man so weak that his arms literally look like malnourished, out of date, shriveled up sticks of peperami. You all know him, the guy who pays the PT in the gym and lifts those miniature girl weights, eats chicken dippers at 10am every day thinking he's making gains when actually all he's doing is pooping those gains right out.

That guy from the gym Adam B, look at how puny his arms are, i've seen more muscle on a tad pole. If there was a international competition he would be the Mr Olympia of peperami arms.

sock arm

a lying bitch

tell me the truth you sock arm

your arms

A normal arm usually consists of flesh, bone, nerves, skin, and so on. But most importantly, a normal arm has volume and surface area, this is not your arm. The average male can lift around 100 kgs, this is not you. Your arm(s) is a scientific conundrum, you can barely lift 2 pounds without your arms snapping and atomizing in the matter of Planck seconds

I hate your fucking arms, your arms are the worst arms, nay, the worst possible human creation I have ever laid my eyes on

The arm rule

A way to know if you need a condom size bigger than medium. By measuring your penis to your arm, if it's bigger then you need a bigger size.

Hey dad what size condom should I wear? You should use the arm rule. Oh ok

Wank arm

One arm is bigger than the other

Sarah said hey look at my wank arm it's so much bigger

Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

an arm and a leg

too expensive

It cost me an arm and a leg to take my trip to Australia