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When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch
Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole
A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
When a man and a woman are spooning, the mans penis is inserted into the womans asshole and they just lay there and spoon.
me and my girlfriend were asshole vibing yesterday! it was amazing!
When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.
Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.
1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
Oh shit, Karen lives in your building? Jeez, you should get an asshole moat.
An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!