August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

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August 3

National Nevada Is Peng day

On August 3 Nevada is known for being peng

9.th of August

The Norwegian National day to get as drunk as possible, based on last year`s event in norway where close to 100 people met up on an island and got as drunk as possible

Do you look forward for 9.th of August?
"Yes i,m always looking forward to get as hammered as possible"

August 29th

The Men born on this day are the best, and most loving guys, they are always perfect, and are always true to there word.
If you are with a man born on August 29th, you should stay with them forever. These men when they grow up are absolutely stunning.

Girl 1: Hey, I really like you...

Boy 1: Same, you're pretty.

Girl 2: OMG. She actually got with that guy! He's even born on August 29th!

Boy 2: Wow. He did it!

August 29th

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

August 8th

National Let your girlfriend motorboat your balls day

Hey babe its August 8th