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Wank 'n bake

When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".

"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."

by really.im.the.plvg May 23, 2017


Duke Baking Centre

Large oven used in the Subway chain for baking bread.

Viktor, can you put twelve Hearty Italians in the Duke Baking Centre please?

by TheThankYouBin October 30, 2008


the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019


Baking down under

It's a polite way of saying a girl has a yeast infection in her cookie.

Sorry Cookie store is closed tonight because I'm baking down under!
Sorry honey no booty tonight because I'm baking down under :(

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017


Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

by Plamp April 14, 2021


Baked Alaska

What Ariana Grande ordered in her video.

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"

by SGQueen April 13, 2022


Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.

Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!

by Angrykid1209 January 18, 2025