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A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.
Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.
A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.
Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.
"A have a silky beaver" wise words from The Notorious Ellie Plenderleith
A beaver suddenly or eradictely makes an "Oooohh" can also be used in beaver football, sausage making or cleaning out the toilet.
"Toilet: Ooohh"
"Beaver: You stole my word"
"Beaver's Oooohh"
Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.
She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.
Alternative name for a bachelor pad.
A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.
Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.
The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.
When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle
The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping