something we both know your never gonna have
me: did you get a boyfriend yet
you: no
me:i knew that
Something you will never have because you are waiting for a fictional character to exist
I don’t have a boyfriend because I want stilles stilinski
Grandma:"Hey darling, have you found a boyfriend?"
Your Single ass self:"uhhhhhhh, grandma have you always had that necklace?"
maybe you should go and find one of these instead of looking here for one.
“hey bro, did you here Anna got a boyfriend?”
“Yo, what the fuck is a boyfriend?”
"Boyfriend" is a short person with blue hair who can't speak english but is best at rapping. Hatsune Miku, The most Popular and well-known Vocaloid is believed to be his sister because of the blue hair and how they are good at singing. He also has a Girlfriend named "Girlfriend" who he simps for a lot and is also gay for a orange haired guy who has two guns.
Person: That's why 'yo shoes raggedy
Boyfriend: Beep boop beep (Translation: That's why 'yo momma dead)
Person: