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Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it
I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”
To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.
Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??
Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.
Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.
Jim: Sounds good, see you then!
The act of tonguing a persons anus with such ferocity that the recipient finds themselves “clean” upon completion of the act; as well as the provider of such services finding themselves blue in the face from lack of consistent oxygen while attaching themselves to the surface of some lucky persons anus more efficiently then the vacuum at the car wash when it catches that Dunkin’ Donuts bag in your back seat.
Dude, I ain’t even gonna lie, that girl gave me a full blown clean Smurf, in the backseat of my Focus none the less, so yeah you should absolutely fuck her if you can make it happen
Oi'blud mandem this shit is very clean and dope !
App that allows you to empty storage with losing info
I used Power Clean yesterday. I have 33GB more now!
The day you clean the house for your mom
Mom: hun its November 22
Me:dang it I actually have to clean
CORONA
I hate you, as much a waking up in the morning
because you actually made me CLEAN my sheets, windows and floors everyday.
CORONA SUCKS
I got to clean every room and things in my house because of CORONA VIRUS