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Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.
That woman had a crapped off look on her face.
A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.
"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour
Yeah, I caught a crap nap
A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.
Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.
The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.
The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
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noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here